1. 10 Jan


    taiora:

    naki-likes:

    SOMEONE FUCKING NEEDS TO GET THIS FOR ME FOR GUINNESS

    PSA: NAKI NEEDS THIS

    It’s interesting how cat lovers want to get this unicorn horn for their animals when OBVIOUSLY THEY DO NOT ENJOY IT AT ALL.

    Interesting

    (via cottonomz)

     

  2. 7 Jan


     

  3. 18 Dec


    First try at fish. Omg it’s delicious. Not near enough fat, but I compensate with butter and über cheesey veggies

    First try at fish. Omg it’s delicious. Not near enough fat, but I compensate with butter and über cheesey veggies

     

  4. 17 Dec


    zen-of-jen: Snack: shrimp with peppers 2.5 oz shrimp 1 tbsp butter 1/4 medium red bell pepper 2 tbsp diced green onions Net carbs: 1.5 grams Calories: 170 MMMMMM OMG

    zen-of-jen:

    Snack: shrimp with peppers

    2.5 oz shrimp
    1 tbsp butter
    1/4 medium red bell pepper
    2 tbsp diced green onions

    Net carbs: 1.5 grams
    Calories: 170

    MMMMMM OMG

     

  5. 16 Dec



    Bath time

    If you don’t take whiskey to the bath with you, idk what you’re doing with your life…

     

  6. 13 Dec



    Been fasting for today. Thought I’d go a few, but my boyfriend wants to have a delicious meal tonight. Not sure what I’m in the mood for (other than EVERYTHING EVER) hmm..

    Need to recipe hunt..

    I’ve been really wanting to experiment with one thing. I want crab rangoon. And I know there is a recipe out there for it low carb, but I’m not spending a ridiculous amount of money on almond flour for one recipe. I’m not a big fan of baking anything really. I just want some cream cheese and crab. Also real crab is expensive.

    WHY MUST I CRAVE THE EXPENSIVE COMMODITIES OF LIFE

    WHY CAN’T I LIVE WITH EGGS AND SUGAR FREE KETCHUP LIKE A BIG GIRL

    WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS LIKE A NOOB

    EDIT: I REALLY WANT SOME WINE TOO. GAWD

     

  7. 12 Dec



    Wow

    So I ONLY follow blogs of people who are on ketogenic diets. Why? I don’t want to look at bullshit food.

    Welp, looks like I’m going to unfollow a few and look for new people to follow. Why?? I just had an eyeful of sandwiches, fruit smoothies, cupcakes (?????????) and a variety of other shitty food.

    Keto; you’re doing it wrong guys.

    Also, did you know looking at images of food, RAISES YOUR INSULIN.

     

  8. 11 Dec


    Quite relevant

    Quite relevant

     

  9. 11 Dec



    I’m hungry?

    Weird, I’m hungry. I guess I’ll make some lunch in a moment..

    Keto is going strong, everything is pretty good.

    I think I’m done applying for jobs. I’m going to start e-mailing places to volunteer. Tired of just sitting around all day with nothing to do. There are people out there who could use me for bigger better things. So why not? And maybe through volunteering I can find a job. But at least I won’t feel wasted.

     

  10. 11 Dec


    (Source: thistinywonderland, via ashreygoesketo)

     

  11. 10 Dec


    (Source: feel-like-a-winner, via ashreygoesketo)

     

  12. 9 Dec


    Dinner. Justin made this and it’s topped with mozzarella

    Dinner. Justin made this and it’s topped with mozzarella

     

  13. 8 Dec


    danitaqhdarron: Ways to Lose Weight Fast I need a gym so I can work on my squats. Ffffuuuuuuuu

    danitaqhdarron:

    Ways to Lose Weight Fast

    I need a gym so I can work on my squats. Ffffuuuuuuuu

    (via manic-fit)

     

  14. 8 Dec


    Annd one of me. Those were one of my favorite pairs ;_; Think they were a 20, I’m a 12/14 now. Probably won’t get too much smaller in the pants category. I recently discovered my hip bones. They are quite wide 

    Annd one of me. Those were one of my favorite pairs ;_;

    Think they were a 20, I’m a 12/14 now. Probably won’t get too much smaller in the pants category. I recently discovered my hip bones. They are quite wide 

     

  15. 8 Dec


    That’s my boyfriend. Left picture was about a year ago :3

    That’s my boyfriend. Left picture was about a year ago :3